Catching Elephant is a theme by Andy Taylor
elphabaforpresidentofgallifrey:
if tumblr was bought out for $1.1B and there are 60 million blogs that means each blog is worth $18.3
my blog is worth more than i am
Well actually it would cost anywhere between $5,000 - $250,000 to hire an assassin to kill you so chin up hun, you are worth so much more than $18.30
first the body parts comparison now the assassins thank you tumblr
I wish my whole vocab was as great as this line.
is that butter
no it’s stonehenge
I can’t believe it’s not butter
(Source: anormaux)
(Source: major-decoverley)
(Source: twerkingdead)
My grandfather got suspended from Catholic school for referring to Jesus Christ and the twelve apostles as J.C. and the Boys.
when she texts first <3
actual picture of actual one direction fans
it’s like a scene from a zombie movie
(Source: jimmyfalpal)
The Yahoo people actually coming to look at the site they want to buy
at least they brought pizza
(Source: danielhashtagyolo)
i wanna scream and shout and let it all out
a person was paid to think this photo up
there was a lighting designer who worked on this photo
somebody did her makeup
these people were paid