thesickestjokes:

People will stop showing you pictures of their kids if you whisper “oh fuck yea” under your breath when you look at their photos.

Kendrick (Lamar) shook up the rap game, so anticipation for his second offering is through the roof. Kendrick’s an album guy and the album artist has a whole different kind of value. Kendrick is going to be one of the most important writers of our time; dude’s a rhyming animal. Whatever he does will be appreciated, but at the same time he knows he has to bring it.

Nas (via you4eya)

spoken-not-written:

SINCE MY GRANDMA WORKS IN A CLINIC SUPPORTING PEOPLE WITH AIDS/HIV I ASKED HER TO GET ME SOME CONDOMS JUST CAUSE I DON’T HAVE ANY AND SHE FUCKING COMES BACK WITH A WHOLE BOX

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thanks grandma

ramengleesh:

People still wanna make “black people cant swim” jokes but never wanna acknowledge that CJ was the first GTA character that didnt die after falling into a body of water

tayelchapo:

scary ass gon run kus she know she wrong ugh i hate the way we get treated just for bein born w/ this beautiful skin tho

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